PinnedSam Darnolds Burner@samueldarnold1Nov 13, 2024Professor asked the class if anyone used Cashapp and the one Black girl raised her hand. I mean cmon. Did he need to ask?171716162.9K2.9K287K287K
Sam Darnolds Burner@samueldarnold1Apr 11, 2025$2 beers ya the ump will be hearing from me82821.5K1.5K45K45K1.4M1.4M
Sam Darnolds Burner@samueldarnold1Nov 27, 2024Totally forgot what it felt like watching ball with no money wagered. Not a fan.48481701707.5K7.5K479K479K
Sam Darnolds Burner@samueldarnold1Jan 25, 2025Is it ok to bully fat friends? I mean he’s eating a caniac for breakfast.14114135355.9K5.9K435K435K
Sam Darnolds Burner@samueldarnold1Nov 28, 2024My friend Scott had a great Black out Wednesday!111135354.7K4.7K172K172K
Sam Darnolds Burner@samueldarnold1Dec 12, 2024Replying to @EliXanning27Put ur penis in there22663.6K3.6K65K65K
Sam Darnolds Burner@samueldarnold1Nov 18, 2024Is it obvious I haven’t hit a bet in 2 weeks?565664643.7K3.7K280K280K
Sam Darnolds Burner@samueldarnold1Dec 5, 2024On the road exam. +49.5 point underdogs. Good teams win. Great teams cover.6630302.7K2.7K127K127K
Sam Darnolds Burner@samueldarnold1May 5, 2025For those wondering the bar is NOT busy at 3 pm on a Monday.2222442.3K2.3K106K106K
Sam Darnolds Burner@samueldarnold1Mar 3, 2025Food for thought? What’s a trend that absolutely died? -silly bands -Nike elite socks -fidget spinners What else?145145331.6K1.6K186K186K
Sam Darnolds Burner@samueldarnold1Dec 11, 2024Replying to @BillyRayLahey62Billy the only thing that city has left is the Vikings.1717881.5K1.5K254K254K
Sam Darnolds Burner@samueldarnold1Nov 27, 2024Boots are back on the ground in Tampon Tim’s hell hole: -$10 Zyn -No sports betting -No 30 racks -Under 20 degrees Name a state in the union that’s better. I can name 48. (Wisconsin is still worst)191916161.5K1.5K79K79K