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Sam
@samuel_lanier
Petite. Member of @simple__town
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    I hope the vaccine is a gummy
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    Don’t be afraid to go outside raw. No wallet. No phone. Your friends paying for everything and yelling at you to stay nearby
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    Objective: Get to bathroom without engaging Boyfriend’s roommates
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    snow storms are a great time for men to go on little missions
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    How my friends talk at the beach
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    if there is something in your ass you can’t be the president
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    Leonardo DiCaprio should date BABY YODA!
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    I hope the booster is a gummy
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    Roommate forced to listen to conversation
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    Replying to @samuel_lanier
    this tweet is connecting with the crazy mofo community
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    i’m the Michael Jordan of being in my room
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    congrats to my sister on getting into med school!
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    My roommate is a Mukbang Youtuber
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