I hope the vaccine is a gummy
Sam
5,605 posts
Petite. Member of @simple__town
Joined January 2015
- Don’t be afraid to go outside raw. No wallet. No phone. Your friends paying for everything and yelling at you to stay nearby
- Objective: Get to bathroom without engaging Boyfriend’s roommates
00:00 - snow storms are a great time for men to go on little missions
- if there is something in your ass you can’t be the president
- Leonardo DiCaprio should date BABY YODA!
- I hope the booster is a gummy
- Replying to @samuel_lanierthis tweet is connecting with the crazy mofo community
- i’m the Michael Jordan of being in my room



