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Sam Pink ๐Ÿ‘Ž
@sampinkisalive
I am Albino, you wish to see me? Sam///pink////is////alive///g////mail
Joined October 2015
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    Should I get my brother a 3000 dollar olive garden gift card for Xmas.
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    Somebody in email: 'oh wow I can't believe you wrote back!' Me (shirtless and wearing a potato sack for underwear while grilling a hotdog over a lightbulb): 'no problem, thanks for reading my stuff.'
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    Posted essay on Fuccboi. Doing podcast on it too. Would be willing to do one or two more podcasts if people are interested. And then I'll drop it and let Sean enjoy his money.
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    If you've made a creative thing because your heart told you to, and you listened, and you made it, and no one else ever could've made it, you are a success. A huge success.
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    I have some good writing advice, and it's the only advice I'll give on the topic. Buy a special hat. Cowboy hat/tiara/sombrero, etc. When it's time to write, put the hat on. Boom, youre a writer, in writing mode. When you're done, take it off, writing time is over. Now get at it.
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    Scared the virus might remind us the majority of our daily occupations are bad distractions at best and evil scams at worst and that the only checks written on the way to the eternal bank, is time spent with loved ones spraying love like so much champagne, taking care of things.
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    Nephew took me on tour of my brother's basement to show me every spot where he's seen a spider, including some lengthy and, I believe, totally fabricated explanations.
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    I'm gonna be on The Daily Show. Which of these author photos should I use.
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    Been writing for ten years now. Thankful for all the cool people I've met and the help I've received. Looking forward to doing more
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    Final covers for 'the ice cream man & other stories.' The cover will also contain, I am told, a 'gloss spot.' now just what exactly is a gloss spot, you say. And to that, I say, shut the fuck up. art by Ben styer. 3/3/2020. Soft Skull Press. 'the night ahead & no real fate.'
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    feeling more and more glad to have foregone building any kind of wealth or assets, when all of that will become readily available to me and my roving gang of outlaws after society collapses
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    recommend, if youve done drugs consistently/daily for more than half of yr life--in an attempt to escape the pain & overwhelming emotion of life--to stop, be brave, eat the pain & emotion like so many tic tacs, & graduate towards feeling other peoples' pain & emotion, in service.
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    One of the first paintings I did. From five years ago.
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    Going to write and self publish a small run of a book 'on writing' but nothing technical, only social/psychological/pragmatic.