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#1 samir
@samir
I tour wild homes. also @zillowgonewild and @kalesalad. I'm an account on the internet
New York City
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    @samir
    Apr 30
    I tour wild homes!! Please check out my latest and subscribe so I can travel and tour more please!! Here’s my latest where I toured a 68,000 sq ft home in Alabama that was recently bought for $4.8 million
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    @samir
    Jun 7, 2023
    you know what city never has an air quality problem? roku city
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    @samir
    Dec 18, 2023
    Happy fake work week to all who celebrate
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    @samir
    Nov 6, 2016
    [at the gates of Hell] Me: [swipes card to enter] Satan: it's a chip
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    @samir
    Aug 9, 2017
    hey I released a blank song that will play 1st so that *one* song won’t play every time u plug ur phone into ur car itun.es/us/hgMOlb
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    @samir
    Dec 5, 2019
    You should be allowed to call up Spotify and explain yourself
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    @samir
    Nov 26, 2017
    Yesssssss
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    Aug 4, 2016
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    Sep 27, 2016
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    @samir
    Feb 2, 2015
    “Hey mom. Yep. I’ll be performing at the Super Bowl."
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    @samir
    Oct 9, 2018
    horse: is ur name liam liam neeson: yea? horse: lol i know u we worked together on a different movie liam neeson: does anybody else hear this horse talking to me
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    @samir
    Apr 13, 2014
    At least your Sunday isn't going like this.
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    @samir
    Feb 2, 2023
    netflix 2015: r u still watching? netflix 2023: r u still at ur parents house?
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    #1 samir
    @samir
    Mar 12, 2020
    Me at 9pm tonight vs me at 10pm tonight