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sally darr
@sallydarr
big time movie director 🪄 🫠 🤌🏻 CAA ✉️ [email protected]
- will smith is maddy, chris rock is cassie, the oscars is lexie's play, zendaya is literally watching in the audience
- libbed out so hard I forgot that men at their very core hate women
- can you explain this gap in your resume? yeah, that’s when my friends and I decided to hang out for a little
- dressing up as cocaine for halloween so he’ll do me in the bathroom at a party
- Men who love football and hate on Taylor swift are punching walls
- nick jonas: I have diabetes teen girls everywhere: he’s dying within the hour
- Selena Gomez just revealed in an interview that her hit song “Come & Get It” is about an all you can eat buffet
- maybe leonardo dicaprio feels bad for all the women who can’t rent a car until they are 25 and is actually a really good guy. did that ever occur to you.
- new album better be folklore but sluttier!!!!!!!! take me to the lakes where all the tortured poets went to fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😩😩😩😩😩
- wine nights with your friends are so important because that’s when you find out who wants to be buried and who wants to be cremated
- photo: me on my wedding day with a man you've never seen before the caption: hard launch
