BREAKING: every woman in your life now has at least a small crush on Volodymyr Zelenskyy and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it
Dr Emma Salisbury
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Dr Emma Salisbury
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Naval Iconoclast | Foreign Policy Research Institute | War on the Rocks | Royal Navy Strategic Studies Centre
- Republican strategists realising they've deliberately made this election about the cognitive decline of elderly men
GIF - I take off my Submarine Expert hat to put on my Russia Understander hat, but no! You fools! They are the same hat
- BREAKING: Militaries unaffected by CrowdStrike outage as their IT hasn't been updated since 2004
- There's no confirmation that Russia is using T-34s but this is too funny not to contemplate
- I've been a political staffer for 15 years and (a) this is the dream boss; (b) you could not waterboard these quotes out of me jfc
- "The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!" "Well, Osgiliath has historically been within Mordor's sphere of influence, no reason to think Sauron will go beyond the Anduin"
- Nothing will ever go as hard as the promotional material for the Polish F-35s
- Having trouble identifying an aircraft carrier? Try this handy chart.
- "I'm off to represent the entire Red Army at the buffet, you girls enjoy yourselves."
