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Sage Boggs
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Sage Boggs
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- Replying to @sageboggsElec-TRI-city Biscuit TRISCUIT MEANS "ELECTRICITY BISCUIT"
- We had to go all the way up the ladder but we CAN confirm ⚡️
- *gymnast does a triple-double ultra-spin backflip-frontflip but takes a tiny step when she lands* ME: [mouthful of Pringles] what a loser
- Replying to @sageboggsAlso, "No business records survived"? What the HELL happened at the Triscuit factory? Did the building explode? Did someone run out of the doors and yell "It doesn't mean THREE!" right before perishing in a giant blaze?
- GARY JOHNSON: let me debate, i wanna debate, lemme lemme MODERATOR: FINE! how will you deal with big banks JOHNSON: like...river banks, or
- My friends & I were taking shots every time Trump interrupted Clinton. My BFF Chad is dead :(
- Replying to @sageboggsI was baffled. And I couldn't stand not knowing. So I did a little sleuthing online, and stumbled on some early Triscuit advertisements. Take a look at these bad boys:
- Replying to @sageboggs"The "TRI" does not mean 3." How... how do they know what it DOESN'T mean, but NOT know what it DOES mean? HOW??
- Replying to @sageboggsIn the early 1900's, Triscuit was run out of Niagara Falls. And their big selling point? Being "baked by electricity." They were "the only food on the market prepared by this 1903 process." Look at the lightning bolts! And that's when it clicked--
- I keep a baseball bat under my bed in case someone tries to break in and pitch a no hitter
- STREEP spelled backwards is PEE RTs
