I have to tell a client that the ship carrying her countertops is being held up by pirates and it is too early for this right now
saddy mayonnaise
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saddy mayonnaise
@saddymayo
I am armed with the past and the will and a brick - FR
Columbus, OH
Joined June 2015
- Abe getting that goodMaybe a wax Lincoln sculpture wasn’t the best idea during DC’s first week of summer heat
Readers added contextThe artist, Sandy Williams IV, always intended for the statue to melt, saying “by melting these wax versions of famous monuments, people are given agency over these forms that are normally (legally) untouchable.” eastcityart.com/art-news/40acr… - Apparently some random guy is confessing to killing the UHC CEO and honestly, we love reasonable doubt. Everyone should confess.
- Acab but maybe let this one cook a littleSag Harbor cop who didn't recognize Justin Timberlake during DWI arrest is unmasked as rookie Michael Arkinson... and he's been infuriating the Hamptons elite for months trib.al/phIuBIC
- Under no circumstances should you enroll your autistic child in any kind of government program under this administration.RFK Jr. adviser: We’re trying to get kids with autism into vaccine injury program ow.ly/exQx106mIVo
- Making art a privilege of only the elite is absolutely intentional.The CEO of Live Nation-Ticketmaster says that concert tickets are "underpriced" and have been "for a long time." He also believes there's plenty of room to raises prices.
00:00 - *checks notes* yeah no I did recall correctly that roe v wade was reversed under Biden and nothing has happened since to correct it on a federal level.Readers added context they thought people might want to knowReaders added contextJoe Biden has signed multiple executive orders to protect abortion access in the US since the reversal of Roe v. Wade by the Supreme Court. Examples: amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/j… amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/a…
- I have so much work to do but this has broken something deep inside me and now I can’t.
- Okay wait… who cares if someone throws a poop bag in their garbage can?!
- This seems like a completely normal amount of food for an 8-10 hour day. High protein, generally healthy… I’m pretty sure this is how you’re supposed to eat.Is this a lot of snacks for one work day or am I just disordered. I can’t tell
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BREAKING: Israel declares state of emergency, says Iran may retaliate
