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sasha solomon
@sachee
#1 at funny best comedian. professional dingus queen of graphql. prev tech lead/staff eng @twitter, @medium, @pierrecomputer ig: @thesachee bsky: @sachee.dev
pdx | sf
Joined August 2009
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    you did not just layoff almost all of infra and then make some sassy remark about how we do batching like did you bother to even learn how graphql works
    Btw, I’d like to apologize for Twitter being super slow in many countries. App is doing >1000 poorly batched RPCs just to render a home timeline!
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    lol just got fired for shitposting i said it before and i'll say it again kiss my ass elon 💋
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    Replying to @sachee
    you don’t get to shit on our infra if you don’t know what the fuck it does while you’re also scrambling to rehire folks you laid off
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    Replying to @sachee
    just because some dipshit doesn't understand what we built doesn't make it (or us) any less awesome
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    Replying to @sachee
    to all my former teammates 🫡💙 we built some dope shit together and i am so fucking proud of our team and everything we did
    This seems like a fine time to look back on the rather decent API platform our team built at Twitter.
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    oh no the guy that lied to our faces in every all-hands meeting after the takeover
    NEW: Behnam Rezaei, Twitter’s head of product and engineering, and one of the last non-Elon Musk appointed leaders at the company, just resigned.
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    Replying to @goran_dordevic
    if you think graphql is a drop in replacement for sql then you haven’t done your homework
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    Replying to @williampietri
    no idea, but you'd think if it was that maybe they should talk to that guy who said laid off folks were lazy, weak, and unmotivated 🤷‍♀️
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    lmao there are no engineers left so they’re just read limiting ☠️☠️☠️
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    huh more people like the taste of boots than i thought
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    omfg y’all tech companies need to cut the bullshit “we are forced to make the hard decision to lay off people” we all fucking see through it