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Sabina Meschke
@sabinameschke
hey how are you // comedy but also? reading book, sitting down // Instagram @sabinalily
NYC
Joined April 2011
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    Just went to the bathroom raw (left my phone in the living room)
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    when certain foods on a menu have (gf) next to them, I know those are girlfriend foods. I cannot order them until I am a girlfriend. I must be patient
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    You want me to go outside? The place where Bhad Bhabie will cash me?
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    Ok I’ll bite… what’s NYU
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    me: get the fuck up here girl! the ragged stuffed animal I’ve had since I was three:ヽ༼ °_° ༽ノ
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    The opposite of an anti-vaxxer is a Vaxxinista
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    Please TikTok. No more of the 11 foot tall lesbian and her girlfriend who is the size of a house key. I’m in pain
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    Me at the mall as a child trying with every cell in my body to only step on the colored tiles lest something devastating happen to me or my family
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    When I have been at a party for 20-30 minutes
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    instinctively salted the water before boiling my menstrual cup. mama mia might as well pop a lil olive oil in there
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    Tweeted and deleted the word neurodivussy. And now I’m tweeting it again
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    I love a short king. Like come here bitch, you want uppies?