i’m all for sex positivity but the amount of posts i’ve seen lately about people eating ass sucking dick or straight up getting rawdogged in the middle of a crowd… we need to have a talk
alternative names for short kings:
- petite prince
- teeny weeny tycoon
- miniature monarch
- pocket-sized pooh-bah
- lowercase lord
- compact captain
- subatomic sultan
in light of recent events, thought i would share a reminder of tips on what to do in the event of a “crowd crush” and how to stay safe at large events, especially raves / festivals
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festivals need a 25+ section with seating, stretching areas and a buffet of tylenol, icy hot and liquid IV. throw in some massage guns while we’re at it
it’s confusing when people say “omg i love edm and raving” like does that mean you saw galantis at a festival once or are you down to snort k off my ass at a maurada set