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Ryan Joseph Kirby
@ryankirbz
DFW, TX
Joined October 2009
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    When I was 17 years old, I walked into my band at the times practice space, and they were trying out a new vocalist behind my back. Their reason was because he looked cooler (had plugs, tattoos, etc). 11 years later, I have AirPods, and they're all no longer playing music.
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    Vocalist: When this hits, I want to see every single person in this room destroy everything. Venue Owner:
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    My grandma said to be careful in the ocean, because of the undertows. Trust me, Grandma, I’ve listened to metalcore long enough to know the dangers of the undertow.
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    Band: "How we doing tonight?!" *3 people cheer* "You can do better than that!" *Same 3 people cheer* "That's what I'm talking about!"
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    Metalcore, when done right, conveys emotion better than any other genre of music.
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    While @BryanGarris_ does guest vocals with 30 Seconds to Mars, I’ll hold down his spot in Slaughterhouse.
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    These three little words are a big turn-on nyp.st/2ECYzFq
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    We played a 1500 cap live nation venue tonight. They took no merch rate and did in fact give us $1,500 for fuel. 🫡
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    Idk who needs to hear this, but breakdowns are still cool.
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    What metal sounds like to non-metal listeners.
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    If anyone gives you a hard time about listening to “screamo” during Thanksgiving, look them in the eye and give the nastiest “blegh” you can. Then proceed to smash your face into the mashed potatoes. You’re welcome.