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@rwhitegoose
Storyteller, documentarian, video maker. ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ Sharing love and passion of 90's wonderment. Focus on speedrunning & Nintendo 64.
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    The world you grew up in no longer exists.
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    Just got Streets Agent 1:11 (WR)! A Christmas eve miracle! YES! ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ„โ›ช๏ธ twitch.tv/rwhitegoose
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    Replying to @Dexerto
    My GoldenEye 007 cartridge for the Nintendo 64 still plays perfectly fine. So do all my other N64 cartridges. I've got piles of cartridges.
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    BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Cheese has achieved a new World Record in Super Mario 64 120 Star with 1:38:25. This beats the previous record of Simply; 1:38:28, by three seconds. Truly remarkable tbh
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    Taking a dump without your phone or laptop is the 2015 version of getting stuck on an elevator.
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    BREAKING NEWS: Billy Mitchell has won his defamation lawsuit in a Queensland court against Karl Jobst. Karl Jobst has been ordered to pay Billy Mitchell $350,000 in damages.
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    BREAKING NEWS: Narcissa Wright has retaken the Ocarina of Time any% World Record with a time of 9:24; 32 seconds ahead of 2nd place at this moment. Narcissa last held the record at 18:10, until it was beat by Jodenstone on January 1st, 2015. Truly remarkable.
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    Replying to @Dexerto
    To be fair, this would be passable as real to about 50% of the human population.
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    On Sept 27, 2002, Bryan Bosshardt achieved the first ever Dam Agent 0:53. Today, over 15 years and millions of runs played later; Karl Jobst achieved the first ever DAM AGENT 0:52. youtu.be/9BChZORabks Absolutely mad, congratulations on speedgaming history @karljobstgaming!
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    BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Marc Rรผtzou has duplicated his feat of Silo Agent 0:59 (Untied World Record) with full video proof. Fellow speedrunner TimTamz was there as witness. [WARNING: Loudest popoff in speedrun history].
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    Replying to @Dexerto
    Ursula von der Leyen just needs to play through Donkey Kong Country once, and then she will understand the value of physical games.
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    MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: Calle W has achieved Dam Secret Agent 1:15, a new untied world record! This breaks 1:16, which had been the longest standing record, originally set by Marc Rรผtzou in 2011.
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    Well, it took over 4 years but we finally got there! #Streets112to1million! #Legend
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    Cooked up this beautiful five-cheese lasagna tonight for Christmas! Merry Christmas everyone! Enjoy! #lasagna