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Lauren Ipsum
@rush_less
Stairs in either direction is a nightmare
Joined February 2011
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    I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER APOLOGISE FOR MY SEX LIFE ! GAY SEX IS NATURAL, GAY SEX IS GOOD! NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT, BUT.....HA HA!
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    Dune this, Dune that, some of yall need to be dune your dishes
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    Ok you didn't have to give the library one star for that though
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    Replying to @rush_less
    Okay 3 people have said Alex, you don't have to tell me your choice after this point
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    Sometimes you find out your friend is 3 years younger than you and your whole world turns upside down. Suddenly you have a bouncing baby girl in your life
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    After a long, challenging day of being a child, Nick at Nite was a salve
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    Just found out about Jack Black and Kathy Griffin
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    Garfield putting a hit out on Jon for constantly criticizing his weight IS important to me
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    I am absolutely begging you to tip at least 40% on the services you are using to celebrate tonight
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    Risotto on Chopped.... you already know how it went
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    Gun to your head would you watch 4 good movies in a row on a cozy rainy day in this living room
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    Probably the worst part of this whole thing is the texture of the cake