Dear men,
If you dare to approach me just by telling βopen cuddle gak kak? sejuta aja janji gak masuk kokβ atau βsini join ke tableku minum hendricksβ
Then think again π€·π»ββοΈ ni pengeluaran gue belum ada sebulan wkwkwk
I may not be the woman you marry but iβll be the woman youβre thinking 20 years from now while youβre holding a beer that taste like regret as you look over to the home girl you stuck with
Modern dating is prostitution. Yβall make dating like a fucking weird concept. What the fuck is fwb, hts and situationship or open relationship then?!! Bring back dating like it was a telenovela
Oh iyalah itu by fantasi cowok miskin dan magadir, mereka itu pengen dapet cewe cantik yg 10/10 tapi gak mau ngeluarin effort lebih π€·π»ββοΈ makanya selalu pake narasi kek gtu
Enak banget jadi cowok straight. Tiap pacaran dapetnya cakep mulu. Cewek kalo macarin cowok yang minimal mukanya gak malu2in aja udh syukur πππ½ macarin cowok ganteng tuh kaya once in a blue moon
Male manipulator stater pack :
Kacamata
Motor vintage
Tato lengan
Kaos di lemari full item
Bio sosmed bahasa latin
Koleksi vinyl (spesifiknya si paling jazz)
Baca buku self improvement