On Christmas Eve I walked through Heathrow with a passport check. Nothing else. No swab test. No checking of my Fit To Fly document. Not even a temperature check. It is harder to get into fucking Wagamama than it is to the UK.
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Independent Talent. Just Voices. 3Arts.
- If I was Labour, I would call them The Christmas Party and I would never stop doing it.
- The beautiful Nick Cave responding to a fan’s question about his son’s death. Good Lord.
- Harder to do this on live tv than you might think
- The Bellend D’or.🚨 NEW: Rishi Sunak plays football on the campaign trail
- What’s his constituency? The fucking sun?Conservative MP Robert Courts says he thinks Dominic Cummings' actions were reasonable "when I look at the explanation that's been given" "When you look at the regulations as they were, the question you have to decide is whether he had a reasonable excuse" bbc.in/2ZF6lYa
- Michael Fabricant has the air of a man who came ninth in a Donald Trump Lookalike Competition, went to Turkey to surgically alter himself to look more like Donald Trump, re-entered the Donald Trump Lookalike Competition, and came tenth.
- Honestly thought this was Greg Wallace for a minute.They say “Never meet your heroes”… But that saying always bugged the heck outta me - because I’ve always felt if you’re a “celebrity” of any caliber and you’re LUCKY enough to have some fame and influence - then be grateful for the position you’re in and be KIND and GOOD to
00:00 - If I were to write a script about a man who achieved power by lying about NHS cost savings on the side of a bus, the third act would involve him having to utterly prioritise and depend on the NHS for the survival of the nation. Tick- and indeed Tock- Motherfucker.
- Rioters in Southport. It is important at moments like this to remember that these are not disenfranchised and frustrated young men who have been failed by society. They are in fact simply racist wankers.
- Someone said how watching Sean Lock laugh at someone else was as delightful as him making you laugh. I think that’s true. Good old Joe absolutely crippling the studio with this, and the master is helpless. Magic.
- Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk.
