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@rudesoffice
⠵⠅the one who seeks finds.
software engineer
Joined February 2018
- If you got a billion dollars and no hoes that's on youThis is what a midlife crisis looks like. I’m 51, single and wondering what the next chapter in my life will look like. Whatever it looks like I’m going to walk with God, be the best father and... continued: facebook.com/TylerPerry/pos…
- I need a girl this slow 😍😍😍
- “Hey, it’s been a while, just wanted to wish you and your family a Merry Christmas. I know we don’t talk like that anymore but I think about you from time to time. Merry Christmas love”
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Men are so disgustingly mean when they going through shit. Make you not even want to be there for them.- when I finally get the fun nigga supermax offer instead of the boyfriend vet min
A lot of y’all niggas are just meant to be a “fun nigga” that’s it. Meaning I can have a blast with you but you not boyfriend material like we can’t be in a relationship but we can link, take trips etc. until I find my man to settle down with lol - Damn she didn’t have to flex on us that hard
- You gotta just ignore Wilt Chamberlain stats dawg
- My 5 year old kid was playing on the porch and saw 2 spiders. He asked "is one of them a mommy long legs?" I told him they're both daddy long legs and was proud of him until he stomped both of them and said "miss me with that gay shit"
- Replying to @rudesofficeMost 180 backwards dunks in a single quarter: Wilt: 34 Jordan: 3 Hakeem: 1
- these people make multiple times the avg household income and said hell nah in unisonAudience reaction when Apple announced the $3500 price for the headset 😭
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