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ralph horowitz

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ralph horowitz

@rtralphy

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ralph horowitz
@rtralphy
Nov 26, 2025
7 years, a cancellation, a resurrection, 2 short sharp 20 month lockdowns, a Dees & Pies flag, 5 babies, a marriage, 435 shows, heaps of on & off field champions as guests & a Hall of Fame elevation 1000s of laughs. Zero arguments Swanny & Friends done ✅
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ralph horowitz
@rtralphy
Feb 26, 2025
Thursday quiz On the left is a nurse who made a joke about slicing the throats of Jewish patients under his care, and on the right is a comedian who made a joke about not liking women’s soccer Guess who lost their job yesterday?
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ralph horowitz
@rtralphy
Feb 14, 2025
In case it isn’t yet obvious, the NSW nurses are no longer the problem Their community’s defence of them is. From the qualified apologies to the silence from the usually noisey. All Australians should be concerned such hate lives & is thriving here 🇦🇺 🙏
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ralph horowitz
@rtralphy
Jan 20, 2025
Thousands of masked men terrorising a woman kept hostage for 15 months before her release Also a picture of 3 Keffiyeh Karen shitbags from the Greens Guess which side they’re on?
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ralph horowitz
@rtralphy
Aug 12, 2023
Bloke just stood up in the bistro and screamed “Yes! I backed the Matildas to win a penalty shootout with it nil-nil after extra time!” My 8 year old niece walked up to him and said it’s not about gambling. The pub applauded and I’ve never been prouder ✊⚽️
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ralph horowitz
@rtralphy
Jun 9, 2024
Daniel Andrews getting Kings Birthday honours for services to the people of Victoria = Ivan Milat for services to bushwalking The most untouchable unaccountable parasite in the history of Australian politics 🦠
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ralph horowitz
@rtralphy
Aug 16, 2024
UnAustralian if you have a problem with this 👇
Peter Dutton
@Hon_PeterDutton
Aug 16, 2024
Not one Hamas supporter should be allowed into Australia. Anthony Albanese must reassure Australians that proper security checks are in place.
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ralph horowitz
@rtralphy
Oct 26, 2024
Well done Queensland 👏 👏👏 They’ve delivered on what most Australians think of the terrorist grovelling owned Greens. Weedy near-man Adam Bandt & the Fkn Kefir Karen’s the public have spoken May it be the first of many 🍩 #qldvotes2024
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ralph horowitz
@rtralphy
Jul 13, 2022
Anyone know when AFL clubs wear their own jumper round is?
ralph horowitz
@rtralphy
Feb 26, 2025
Gee if only Marty Sheargold put on a doctor’s uniform and made a joke on triple M about wanting to kill Jews rather than not wanting to watch women’s soccer he’d be ok ⚽️ He’d certainly have the support of the Australian cricket media ✊🏏 #allhypocritesmatter
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ralph horowitz
@rtralphy
Nov 24, 2024
Australian bowlers Pat Cummins 31 Mitchell Starc 34 Josh Hazelwood 33 Nathan Lyon 37 Bowl India out for 150 in 1st innings So prob isn't their age, it's the 6 batsmen collectively scoring a pathetic 37 not giving them a chance to recover yeah? #AUSvsIND
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ralph horowitz
@rtralphy
Dec 20, 2024
Any word if the Keffiyeh fkn Karens at The Greens are changing into lederhosen after another one off attack in Germany?
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ralph horowitz
@rtralphy
Apr 1, 2025
One a female Teal Candidate said to a 19yo apprentice hairdresser “that was amazing and I didn’t even have sex with you” The other a Triple M comedian said the Matildas were like watching Year 10 girls and women’s sport was boring Guess who got cancelled?
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ralph horowitz
@rtralphy
Jan 6, 2021
Please note if you attended the MCG between 1965 & 2019 and left before 3/4 time, you’ve tested positive to barracking for Melbourne. You must immediately isolate at Portsea, Lorne or Metung. Shiraz is recommended. Go Dees