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Ryan Stillwell
@rstillwell92
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Portsmouth, United Kingdom
Joined April 2018
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    It’s Sunderland vs Sheffield Wednesday in the League One playoffs. This is prime real estate for a classic. I therefore would like to introduce you all to… EFL Commentary Bingo! This can also be a drinking game, but I suspect we’d be dead by half-time. Enjoy. #SWFC #SAFC
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    I guess you’re all waiting for my Palace match report aye? Oh okay. Have this then. It’s been an honour. easternroaddebrief.wordpress.com/2021/11/07/do-…
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    A message to #Pompey. We’ve just lost a game in the 96th minute, yet we still raised our arms in song. Hopefully you fucking get it now. We’re not asking for the world, or for success today, all we want is everything given to the cause. We saw that today. That’s the benchmark.
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    Right then #Pompey fans, lump all your money on Pompey winning the 2044 Women’s FA Cup, Isla Stilwell to score the winner. It’s an absolute certainty. Yes, I’m having a daughter.
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    Today was: Cambridge’s 1st away win Cambridge’s 1st win at Fratton Park… ever Cambridge’s 1st away game scoring more than 1 goal Cambridge’s 1st game facing less than 10 shots Cambridge’s 1st game facing less than 4 shots on target Today was: Awful. #Pompey
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    4 years ago today, #Pompey were sat 10th in the third tier of English football. Also on that day, Pompey fans turned up the volume to such a degree that they were heard FOUR miles away, on Hayling Island. Noisy Blues. 🔵
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    And in other news, Charlie Austin is single-handedly fighting Southampton Twitter. He’s also doing a bloody good job at it.
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    A Pompey fan walks into a bar at Wembley, the barman says “The usual?”
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    It has been the highest honour to represent you, the #Pompey fans, for over two years. The city I was born in, the club I grew up with, I’ve always done this job with pride. Unfortunately, it ends tonight. It is very much not my choice, but it is happening. Thanks for listening.
    Poignant moment for @PompeyViking62 after today being informed it will be his last game for @ExpressFM. Will be massively missed by us all in the #Pompey press box. As is the other empty seat (@djliamh). Top, top lads.
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    Gareth Ainsworth 4 minutes into the game on Saturday.
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    Easy win aside (nearly pooed at the end), that is a phenomenal effort from the Carlisle fans. Just under 700 making the 700-mile trek from border to border. Travelled well and far, backed their team all game. Best away following at Fratton for some time.
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    Pompey: We will update you in due course *approximately one hour of silence later* Pompey: Go home. 😭😭