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👨🏻💼 “You’ve spend quite a lot of time on this piece of code…”
👨💻 “I did.”
👨🏻💼 “But… it looks very simple… almost trivial.”
👨💻 “Exactly, thanks, that’s why it took so long.”
Roy van Rijn
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Roy van Rijn
@royvanrijn
Director of @OpenValue Rotterdam, is a @Java_Champions, founder of @RotterdamJUG, public speaking: Java, AI, math, algorithms 🪨 (also @royvanrijn.com bs)
- Fact: A lot of Dutch laptops have this special tray to warm up your stroopwafel.
- 💻 Developers: "I hate meetings" "Just let me code, I'll skip this one" "Sigh, not *another* meeting" ☹️ Also developers: "This project has no clear vision." "Management has no idea what's going on."
- If you know what this is: SET BLASTER=A220 I7 D1 H5 T6 ... it might be a good time to start taking daily supplements and consider a check-up at the doctor.
- “As an agile coach, what is it that you do in a project?” “Well…”
- Replying to @autosportAfter the race in an interview he was asked about his performance and how he experienced coming back through the field and he replied: “Fun”
- Replying to @MatthewDR and @elonmuskThat is the opposite of how crumple zones work; If you’re in the Tesla, it’s like hitting a brick wall; if you’re in the Ram, the wall gives in and absorbs the impact. Sure, insurance will need to help buy a new vehicle; but at least I’ll be okay.
- Replying to @bayraktar_1loveEinstein once said: "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and s̶t̶o̶n̶e̶s̶ drones"
- Replying to @TomP1Bellingham and @F1It crashed in Italy, never returned…
- Replying to @MorbidKnowledgeEuropeans reading this Tweet and having no clue how much 700 pounds nor 50 stone is. Is that heavy? No idea.
GIF - I've been programming for over 20 years, and I still don't understand why someone would prefer a dynamically typed language.
- Replying to @GeirJordetDon’t forget Louis van Gaal’s tactical brilliance in 2014, where he substituted keeper Cillessen for Krul against Costa Rica. The shock, Costa Rica trying to make sense, the positive energy boost by Tim Krul, it was perfect phychological warfare.
- Today ChatGPT turned a flat JSON object into 12 tables incl relations and 10 type enums, turned that entire DDL into JPA entities; and made all the CRUD Spring Boot endpoints, in a couple of hours. That could also have been a week of typing…
