Royal Archivist 🍉 (@royal

Royal Archivist 🍉

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Royal Archivist 🍉

@royal_archivist

Professional writer, part-time video editor || Multiple POVs, subtitles, & transcripts || 🪷 QSMP 🎭 Arkanis ⚔️ Realm SMP || Credit my edits if reposting ‼️

A state of constant exhaustion

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Joined March 2023

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Royal Archivist 🍉
@royal_archivist
Nov 26, 2024
A lot of folks ask me for help finding old #QSMP VODs that are no longer on Twitch and/or YouTube, so I want to let people know about this very useful resource created by the MCYT Archivist community! 📽️💜 Learn more about the project: 🔽
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Royal Archivist 🍉
@royal_archivist
Mar 31, 2025
#Phil: Quackity! Alex! You can come in! In the most non-threatening way possible! #Quackity: [Bursts through the door and falls down] #Phil: Jesus Christ [Laughs]
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Royal Archivist 🍉
@royal_archivist
Mar 31, 2025
#Quackity: Dude, I always look back on that clip of Technoblade– #Phil: About the orphans? #Quackity: Yeah, he's like "I'm the 2nd worst thing to happen to orphans" and I'm like "What's the 1st thing?" he's like "Quackity. They weren't always orphans." #Phil: That's a classic.
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Royal Archivist 🍉
@royal_archivist
Apr 1, 2024
#Slimecicle: Happy Trans Visibility Day, too! #Slimecicle: O h, t h e r e y o u a r e 👁️👄👁️
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Royal Archivist 🍉
@royal_archivist
Feb 16, 2024
#Tubbo: They're saying "Cucurucho"? You MF-ers— #Niki: Oh my god! #Tubbo: "You have committed an illegal act." #Niki: "Classified." "I hope you enjoy your stay on the Island." #Tubbo: I hope you enjoy the Island."
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Royal Archivist 🍉
@royal_archivist
Jan 15, 2025
#Quackity: [Laughing] Oh my fcking god... [Dissolves into laughter again] #Quackity: No, we're getting rid of this fcking community, this community's gone, bro. 🏳️‍🌈🫶🇲🇽
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Royal Archivist 🍉
@royal_archivist
Jul 30, 2024
This bit from Jaiden's Miku video reminds me of an old conversation (and a funny / sweet moment) she had with Roier and Mariana on QSMP.
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Royal Archivist 🍉
@royal_archivist
Nov 6, 2024
#Sykkuno: [Reading chat] "How is your mental health?" I dunno. I'm Asian, man, we don't believe in mental health. #Sykkuno: Listen guys... Anyone who's not from an Asian family will think that's offensive, anyone who's actually Asian will know exactly what I'm talking about.
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Royal Archivist 🍉
@royal_archivist
Feb 20, 2025
#Tubbo: [Trying to motivate chat] Try a new hobby! Learn how to crochet! 🧶 #Tubbo: [Reading chat] "Yarn is expensive"? [Long pause] ...Fine! Try running! Everyone can run! #Fit: [In chat] um sweetie that's ableism #Tubbo: What– WHAT THE FCK!
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Royal Archivist 🍉
@royal_archivist
Dec 22, 2023
#Quackity: You have lost Purgatory 2. #Wuant: [Does a sick backflip] #QSMPPurgatory2 #QSMPPurgatory
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Royal Archivist 🍉
@royal_archivist
Dec 7, 2023
Pac's chat allows viewers to make music requests, which led to this VERY well-timed moment today where Careless Whisper started playing as soon as Pac met back up with Fit. #Hideduo
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Royal Archivist 🍉
@royal_archivist
Nov 12, 2024
#Quackity: NO MAMES! NO MAMES! #Pac: Nem fudendo! It's Quackity! Não é possível! #Bagi: I though you were Pac, and I thought Pac were Etoiles! #Quackity: I thought y'all were Mexicans! 😂 The funniest part of SquidCraft today was this happy surprise after the lights-out game.
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Royal Archivist 🍉
@royal_archivist
Jul 26, 2024
#Roier: Jaiden Animations? Jaiden Manipulations! Oh my god!
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Royal Archivist 🍉
@royal_archivist
Jan 9, 2024
#Phil: Come to bed… uh, partner. [Cracks up] #Missa: [Also laughing] Sure thing, bro. #Phil: [In a deep voice] Sure thing, bro. Thanks. #Kristin: [In chat] Phil says the exact same thing to me.
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