Two weeks after Grenfell, Shaughna joined a fire safety team that ensured all the front doors in council tenants’ properties were either fire safe or refitted and for that reason alone she’s my favourite now and I want her to win #LoveIsland
wagatha christie 🥰
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fuck around and find out ☺️
Joined December 2019
- “Is anyone else getting headaches all of a sudden 🤔🤔” - mate. We’re not getting fresh air. We’re less active. Most of us are lying in bed 24/7 and staring at a screen. Probably not even eating meals on time or drinking enough due to laziness. APPLY COMMON SENSE.
- Molly Mae having the audacity to advertise a job for her brand Filter, with the academic requirements being a Bachelor’s degree, and the pay being £8.09 an hour.
- I’m on a date with someone and he just pronounced ‘emoji’ as ‘immerjee’ and I physically can’t stop laughing. I’m stood in the toilet cubicle right now and he thinks I’ve gone for a piss but really I’m just pissing myself laughing
- I can’t believe sprinkling salt made a man so famous that he was able to open a restaurant in London and charge people £9 for a Coca Cola 😂
- Piers Morgan really lost his job all because of his burning psychopathic obsession with a woman he went for drinks with ONE time
- Looooool omg. I had a gynaecologist appointment 2 weeks ago and was told they’ll contact me within 2 weeks for my next one. I just called them because they didn’t contact me, and they’re saying there’s no record of my appointment on the system? Who the fuck fingered me then 😭
- He’s followed the boy since he was 15 years old, then started taking him on days out, and then started shagging him. So not only is he racist, but he’s also a fuckin predator that’s been shagging boys younger than his own kids 🥴 nonce
- Imagine telling someone you love them and they reply “that’s fucking mad to actually hear that” LOOOOOOOOL #LoveIsland
- I thought parents were lying when they said fashion always comes full circle and now I just can’t believe I’ve been alive for enough years to see it for myselfNO WAY Gen Z is trying to bring this belt back. NO MF WAY!! What on earth is going on the House of Commons????
00:00 - I actually feel disgusting after I’ve spoken about my emotions looool I get that post nut clarity feeling that makes me just think “eurghhhh why did you just do that”
- Replying to @roundxthreeYou also needed 2 yrs experience as a social media executive. A graduate is 21 at the youngest. 2 yrs experience if they got a job as a social media executive straight away (unlikely) would make them 23. She wants to pay someone who’s 23 years old, probably older, £8.09 an hour.
- Replying to @amy_jadeeA graduate salary of £16,845 lol she’s actually disrespectful
- He was out celebrating his birthday, the watch was fake, and they didn’t even give him a chance to hand it over before they stabbed him. Again, London is actually the pits of hell.


