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Akwa Ibom Hypeman
@romeocza
Akwa Ibom ๐Ÿ’ฏ
Akwa Ibom state, Nigeria
Joined October 2010
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    HE @_PastorUmoEno to Akwa Ibomites on his 12 months Scorecard : 32 PROJECTS. 12 MONTHS. 1 MISSION: TO ARISE. Under the ARISE Agenda, we are delivering life-changing projects and empowerment to every corner of Akwa Ibom. In the last year alone, we commissioned 32 key projects
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    Watch till the end, try to control the laff ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.... Its her seriousness for me ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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    Parked my car along the road somewhere last night, came out and noticed the bonnet was open. Na my battery dem been want loot so, dey mugu dn go see say na inside Fort Knox the battery dey.... Their daaaaaaad
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    My second daughter has just reported to me that someone called her "My wife" in church Last night. That phrase is one of the red flagged phrases that they are told to report anytime someone says it to them. I am warning the guy on Sunday. Protect your kids...
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    Thank God for Social Media, because if it was those early 2000s, Cyril Stober and Eugenia Abu would have appeared on NTA by 9pm to narrate how Bishops across the country came to show support for Tinubu and Shettima. Those were dark times mehn ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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    So I gave all my domestic workers the weekend off, so it's just me, wifey and the kids. Wifey had babysitting duties yesterday, so today is my turn. Na military system I dey practice today, laws and fiats ... I no get strength to be running after hyper kids ๐Ÿ˜‚
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    This is my GOAT of all his skits, bro swallow Afang, say Na "our wife" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Iwood ifono @akwa_man ๐Ÿ˜‚
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    SHORTEST SKIT BUT GOATED ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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    My woman after our first child that year, sister was so serious, dieting and workout in excess. Okay ohh, she dey swing trimmed body upandan, I hold am, knack am laidat. E enter, sure odds... Hol it Der dear, we are not doing modelling here ๐Ÿคฃ
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    Nigerian women don't encourage genuine romance. Came back home, walked past the kitchen, things were frying pre my son's birthday tomorrow. My wife was supervising.. So I was like "Self, stop by & show love" as per romantic husby. As she see me, na meat she go guard. Not fair๐Ÿ˜ญ
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    80% of Nigerian's low-key want their leaders to get Covid 19 and fall out. Yes, that's how they hate all of you thieving scumbags in power
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    Meet an Akwa Ibom son, Master Uwakmfon Unwana Jacob In the space of 2 ยฝyrs (JSS2-SSS1)- he's been... Champion in America Maths Competition Champion in South African Maths Competition Champion in Canadian Maths Competition Champion in Pan African Maths Competition 1/
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    This year has been rough mehn, lost my mum, almost lost my Dad, e show me shege, but still I stand. Happy birthday to me
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    From Uyo's match for Peter Obi.... This one cracked me up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
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    I did my girls' ponytail yesterday, took me like 15 minutes this time, a personal record.... my "Popsy" rating suppose reach stratosphere by now ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜