I'm saying if we keep playing @MLB games in Europe, people will grow to enjoy to baseball there, & soon all over the world. They'll know who wins the World Series & all of our methods for vetting spies will be useless.
This is just like that time in Muppets Take Manhattan when the Muppets, after unsuccessfully attempting to take Manhattan, split up and leave Manhattan.
Challenge flags seem so formal/impersonal. Why can't we continue the tradition of verbally harassing officials? I, for one, look forward to my annual outbursts where two or three teammates have to restrain me before I get ejected.
Every year I get more and more terrified the NBA, hoping to be rid of me, will start the season and not tell me and I'll find out at home, on the couch, surfing Twitter while binging Bob's Burgers.
It's tweets like these that make me sit up in a cold sweat.
I've decided to haze the Magic rookies by making them get me the newest issues of National Geographic, Popular Science and The New Yorker when they come out and we're going to have a little magazine club and talk about what we've read.
It will be delightful and you can't join.