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robmanuel
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robmanuel
@robmanuel
I do @b3ta / @fesshole / @anon_opin
contact email: robmanuel at gmail dot com
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Joined March 2007
- Bungle has climbed inside the laundry basket, and it looks like some early 2000s music video
- ++ PIG BREEDS YOU'D BELIEVE WERE FONTS ++ Aksai Black Pied Basque Beijing Black Breitovo British Landrace Chato Murciano Iberian Juliana Mangalitsa ++ FONTS YOU'D BELIEVE WERE PIG BREEDS ++ Cholla Slab Gloucester Granjon Perpetua Rockwell Cloister Black Wilson Greek
- This might be the best ad I've ever seen - I mean, you go from having no interest to considering signing up in about 10 seconds.
- The Vatican are allowed to take part in Eurovision and really it's a missed opportunity that they don't - either gag entries like the Pope rapping from the Pope mobile - or take it 100% serious and write a new hymn every year for square kids to sing at school.
- I'm finishing two days in a Premier Inn and having breakfast, doing a bit of light work on my laptop and vaguely thinking I could live here. What do I really need? I've got bed, a desk, wi-fi, a shower and unlimited breakfast sausages. Then I realised I've become Alan Partridge.
- I see not wanting to needlessly die is a left-wing opinion now
- Twitter is a dating service for matching strangers with the hills that they didn’t know they wanted to die on
- A vote for Brexit is a vote for a man who doesn't understand how capos work.
- I once wrote a bot that found people replying to Prison Paul and then replied to them with a UK TV catchphrase and saw how long it it could keep it going. It was quite effective.
- Designer: So what font shall we use on this bottle of orange juice? Client: All of them Designer: Even the Blade Runner one? Client: Yes
