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Robert Wilkinson
@robertwlk
Retired & novel writer. Enjoy a laugh. Detest PC/woke crap. Love my family & westies. NO DM's or porn. robertwilkinsonauthor.com
South Wales
Joined June 2013
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    Available now; 981. Powerful lords hunt Edwin once more, but a chance encounter brings an Ealdorman's daughter into his company and a world of blood oaths, pagan rites and betrayal. Number two in the Beggar Trilogy.
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    Apparently, when Gareth passed his resignation to the FA, they passed it back, he then passed it sideways to Bellingham, who fed Kane, who then passed it to the keeper.
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    I know it's a long shot but does anyone know what a trebuchet is?
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    Just had a letter delivered confirming I have secured a job at Royal Mail. I start last Monday.
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    The year 2028. Overseas friend, "what's it like living under a Labour government?" Me, " I can't complain."
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    Nothing worse when you're trying to send a text and a cyclist bounces off your windscreen.
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    My flight from Glasgow to Gibraltar has been cancelled. Now I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place.
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    Cashier, " That's ยฃ25.25." Me, " If man is still alive, if woman can survive.." Blank looks.
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    Can I ask, Is the correct term 'for fuck's sake or for fuck sake?' It's for a work email so I want it to look professional.
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    No queues, delays or wars at Dover today I'm afraid. My heart goes out to BBC and Sky News at this difficult time.
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    This is going to be the first time we won't be going to Hawaii for Christmas because of Covid. We usually don't go because we can't afford it.
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    My wife is in A&E after being stung on the forehead by a wasp. Her face is all swollen and bruised but thankfully I got the wasp with my shovel.
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    Bloody hell. Poisoned myself and in hospital. Accidentally ate a daffodil bulb instead of an onion. I'm OK, doctors say I'll be out in the spring