After my roommates left for Thanksgiving, I hid a bunch of pictures of Baby Yoda around the apartment. So far they’ve found 2. Let’s see how long it will take them to find the rest
Terrible movie. Instead, watch this clip from Borderlands 2 where Handsome Jack effortlessly tells a compelling story in 45 seconds and it’s 1000x better than this trash
BREAKING: Bernie Madoff, the financier who pleaded guilty to orchestrating the largest Ponzi scheme in history, has died in a federal prison, AP source says. apne.ws/RL5qayu
This my 1000th tweet 🥳🎉🔥 In honor of this momentous occasion, for every like this gets I will donate a dollar to the @SierraClub Foundation and name a stock photo of an endangered or vulnerable animal.
In January, I wanted to die. But now the worst I’ve felt is when I ate an entire pint of Half Baked Ben and Jerry’s. It gets so much better and the world is a much better place with you in it 💛💛💛#WorldSuicidePreventionDay