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Rob da Robot
@robengl9
Goodbye Sadness, Hello Jokes // all views expressed are solely the views of whoever inceptioned me // he, him
New York, USA
Joined August 2014
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    After my roommates left for Thanksgiving, I hid a bunch of pictures of Baby Yoda around the apartment. So far they’ve found 2. Let’s see how long it will take them to find the rest
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    Terrible movie. Instead, watch this clip from Borderlands 2 where Handsome Jack effortlessly tells a compelling story in 45 seconds and it’s 1000x better than this trash
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    Replying to @robengl9
    This blew up and I have nothing to promote so stream The Nice Guys
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    Replying to @ShouldHaveCat
    This cats a Batman villain
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    “Where you at?” Hofstra students:
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    RIP to a Hofstra legend 😢🙏
    BREAKING: Bernie Madoff, the financier who pleaded guilty to orchestrating the largest Ponzi scheme in history, has died in a federal prison, AP source says. apne.ws/RL5qayu
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    Got accepted into the MFA program at Columbia University x.com/flickerhoney/s…
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    This my 1000th tweet 🥳🎉🔥 In honor of this momentous occasion, for every like this gets I will donate a dollar to the @SierraClub Foundation and name a stock photo of an endangered or vulnerable animal.
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    Felt cute might post to feed my need for external validation
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    In January, I wanted to die. But now the worst I’ve felt is when I ate an entire pint of Half Baked Ben and Jerry’s. It gets so much better and the world is a much better place with you in it 💛💛💛#WorldSuicidePreventionDay
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    To the girl from my high school posting pics of your police induction, read the room