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rob delaney
@robdelaney
You can get my book, A Heart That Works, at the link below.
London, England
Joined February 2009
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    I’m not afraid to call #BadMonkey episode 4 what it is: Event Television. Now, on @AppleTV. 🐒🪚👙
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    As of today I’ve been sober 1️⃣6️⃣ years. 16 yrs ago I was in jail in a wheelchair, covered in blood, both arms broken, after driving blackout drunk into a building. Today, I’m home with my wife & kids & I’m healthy. Thank you to all who’ve helped me.🤝
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    Just met a 1 year old named Barbara. Didn’t know they were doing that!
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    This is the first Father’s Day since my beautiful Henry died. Love today to all dads & moms who’ve lost a child.🦉
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    I'm truley sorry I voted for Trump. I only wanted disabled kids to lose their Medicaid ;I didn't want people to know im racist
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    As of today I’ve been sober for 18 years. I hesitated posting this today but I feel duty-bound to let those who need help with booze or drugs know that there is another way. Thank you to everyone who’s helped me along the way.❤️
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    I have never “cat called” a woman. I go home, paint her from memory & then yell at the painting. It’s called respect.
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    May I ask you to watch this short video I made about the NHS?
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    Jeremy Corbyn
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    Just stormed out of “Cats” with my sons Bairon & Tannis because of how much the Judi Dench cat licks her own asshole. Once I’d understand, but she acts like the thing is a goddamn buffet. Tannis is still crying
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    Pretty hostile of a job to require a college degree. “You and/or your parents must take out loans of $100,000 or we won’t let your log into SalesForce in our windowless building next to the airport.”
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    CNN’s homepage right now. Thank you protesters across the US & the world.