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Diana Thirst
@rlycalm
all-time mind winner
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    Diana Thirst
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    Nov 15, 2022
    As an engineer at Twitter, I can confirm that Elon Musk doesn’t understand anything about our website, or coding in general. Not gonna lie, we laugh REALLY hard about it behind his back. We’ve been calling him “the CEO,” but it stands for Code Efficiency 0.
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    Diana Thirst
    @rlycalm
    May 3, 2025
    I don’t know anything about your favorite streamers, and do not understand why everyone is into that stuff, but i observe that the muscular gentleman with glasses was both less mad and more knowledgeable than the sickly bald man
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    Diana Thirst
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    Apr 4, 2022
    It’s 2028, I’m in my Amazon mood boost booth, injecting Amazon speed as I pee in Amazon relief briefs. I check my rebreather mask & quickly type “i love president bezos” into Twitla (elon musk twitter) via my Amazon work-social portal. I get 800 epics, which I exchange for oxygen
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    Diana Thirst
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    Aug 15, 2024
    Important
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    Diana Thirst
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    Jan 27, 2024
    “We see you ordered fried rice. What if you added 1 gallon of tea and a personal stroker” like planning my night for me
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    Diana Thirst
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    Nov 10, 2021
    Wow, hate to admit it, but this Twitter Blue thing actually sounds like a pretty good deal
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    Diana Thirst
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    Jan 30, 2022
    Man what the hell
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    Diana Thirst
    @rlycalm
    Aug 15, 2019
    i feel like im talking to the borg
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    Diana Thirst
    @rlycalm
    Jun 15, 2025
    WOKE ME UP INSIDE
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    State of the Scene
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    Jun 14, 2025
    Amy Lee (Evanescence) joins in the No Kings protests currently being held across the country.
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    Diana Thirst
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    Jul 11, 2024
    Look at my president dawg we’re going to die
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    Diana Thirst
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    Sep 13, 2025
    One time in like 2018 my best friend and i made a group chat about movies with just us and Charlie Kirk, and he never left it
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    Charlie Kirk
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    Jan 6, 2014
    The movie "UP" is literally my least favorite movie of all time. #TURNITOFF
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    Diana Thirst
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    Feb 7, 2021
    “AOC is not your friend” “podcasters are not your friends” lol ok
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    Diana Thirst
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    Apr 6, 2021
    one time my friend told me her boyfriend said he is haunted by a ghost and i was like wow what and she was like yeah, it leaves all these scratch marks down his back
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    Diana Thirst
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    Aug 27, 2024
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