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@rinbcage
Joined January 2011
- My coworker pulled the grill cloth off some "vintage speakers" and found this
- it is my belief that rhinos and hippos are husband and wife
- The "cone" is an absolutely insane shape. What if a triangle was a circle. A nightmarish vision from the deranged mind of H.P. Lovecraft
- When I was 16 my dental hygienist told me she doesn't like when all of the Beastie Boys say the last word of a line at the same time
- listen up everyone we're changing the century thing. from now on the 18th century means the 1800s, 17th century is 1700s, and so on. we're not doing the weird subtraction thing anymore. we're changing it. it's over
- "Everything's fine," the babysitter said into the phone. "But can I cover up the weird clown statue in your hallway?" "Get out of the house, I'm calling the police," the father urgently replied. "You have disrespected my clown statue and I hate you."
- Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"
- *playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments
- Replying to @rinbcageI was wearing a Run-DMC shirt at the time. My dental hygienist probably didn't talk to many of her patients about 80s rap, but the one time she did she totally blew it
- They hid Grimace away for twenty years only to wheel him out in a grotesque and desperate bid to sell milkshakes. This is elder abuse
