a girl in my office was shaking her protein shake and this woman poked her head around the corner and said “do I hear margaritas?”... no Olivia, it’s 9 am.
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Joined June 2021
- My friend didn’t reply to her man for two weeks and told me that “you gotta give them time to miss you” and now he’s got a new girl LMFAOOOO
- *opens up instagram* yep, everyone's life is still better than mine *opens up twitter* oh yes. my fellow sad and lonely community
- THE MOST IMPORTANT LIFE LESSON: bring your own vehicle to a family event so you can leave when you want
- date someone you have fun at a grocery store with
- i feel bad for netflix era kids. they will never know what it was like to run to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom while a commercial break was on, and the sound of there sibling scream “It’s ON!!!”
- do u ever just talk to someone so much that they become a part of ur daily routine; and then the days u don’t get to speak to them kinda...suck???
- The "It's only $5, why not buy it" mentality has probably cost me like $15,000 at this point in my life.
- I didnt see my girlfriend for 3 days and when we sat down to eat at this restaurant she pulls out a piece of paper and said “ I had so much tea to spill and I didn’t want to forget any details” lmaooooo
- how do i say “???” in real life
- i've been overhearing this bf helping his gf study and he just said "babe, i'm gonna be honest with you. you're going to fail this test, i love you, but there's nothing we can do about it" LMFAOO i’m dead.
