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m. stanfield
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Replying to @jasonc_ncMarrying her was obviously the correct choice- Imagine living in NYC, going to the DMV, and being like “yep, these mf’ers should run my grocery store”
- Yeah bro, I got the Amex Platinum, so I can wait in line to get into a lounge, to then hunt around for a seat like an animal, so I can eat half a dry sandwich made by someone who hates my general existence. Have a few free beers, show off the Oysterdate, totally worth it bro.
- Me: I’d like to invest in this brewery SEC: no, dummy. You’re not an accredited investor. Me: cool, guess I’ll just teach myself some double broken wing butterfly trades by watching tik tok SEC: yea, I mean, for sure. It’s your money, do whatever.
- If you’re fat and stressed, allow me to share a helpful schedule I’ve learned about in Paris. 8am: wake 8:02: cigarette 8:05: fresh croissant 8:15: double espresso. 2nd and 3rd cigarettes 9-9:30: work 9:30-10: cigarettes 4&5 10-11:30: work 11:30-2pm: lunch of cheese, ham,
- being broke is a thing rich people think wouldn't be so bad because they've never actually been broke
- I feel bad for some married women. There is no known genetic test, no identifiable personality traits, and no early cues that would indicate their husband could turn out like this. It's seemingly random, and horrible. To those who have watched this happen, stay strong.
- Here's one of my first assignments (in red) when I began my career in real estate. It's perhaps the most useless piece of real estate in Boston, and I was tasked with selling it. I did not, no one has The seller wanted 14M at the time, a number seemingly pulled out of thin air.
- I’m just a dumb real estate guy, but seems to me the nft space has two groups of people. A.) idiots B.) clever people hustling group A
- Tomorrow, the gym will be full of new people. Many of them overweight, lost, and in your way. You have a responsibility to encourage them. Smile, high-five, whatever. It probably took a lot for them to show up. Tearing them down does not make you fitter; it makes you an asshole.
- The whole “Dink” thing is two sixes who make 80k a year bragging about shit you can do if you have kids AND money.
- I’ll retract every bad thing I’ve said about this mf’er if he burns the whole system to the ground.George Santos gives a specific example of how he says GOP Rep. Nicole Malliotakis is using info from classified briefings to make money on stock trades.
00:00 - If you bought an AirBnb in 2021 for passive income and vibes, how's that working out for you? Don't need an urgent answer, can wait til you finish your shift at New York Life.
