I’ve had crippling acid reflux for weeks and after three days of this shit my insides feel better than… the last time I can remember. I am going to bomb a doctor’s office
My recipe:
- Shred two medium carrots with vegetable peeler and wash in strainer.
- Mix in 1 tbsp of olive oil, 1 tbsp of coconut oil, and 1 tbsp of apple cider vinegar.
With just a bit of salt, the taste is quite refreshing. I look forward to having it in the morning
Do NOT face Donald boat alone when Astral projecting
Today while astral projecting I summoned Donald boat to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.
He is so fucking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm
Every single Balzac line about bohemian decadency in 19th century Paris can be translated to current year New York City with no edits. He has an entire book about how the Parisian literary scene is fake and gay and depraved and all the actually good writers are provincial loner
Girls will make a viral post making fun of you for for using Sensodyne toothpaste and then you’ll go to their apartment and they’ll literally use the same Sensodyne toothpaste bro
