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@realemilyattack
she asked for one more dance and i'm like yeah
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Joined January 2009
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    the coffee shop was out of whipped cream but offered ham
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    Iโ€™m locked out of my dogs Facebook account that i created in 2010 and they wonโ€™t let me back in unless I send over a copy of his drivers license
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    Im so over fear mongering food takes but this one is really gonna send me over the edge!!! Shut up!!!!!
    White rice is as bad as candy when it comes to heart health: study trib.al/gukDsxk
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    This headline is a misstatement of what the study says. The study quotes only the following: โ€œA diet that includes consuming a high amount of unhealthy and refined grains can be considered similar to consuming a diet containing a lot of unhealthy sugars and oils.โ€ acc.org/About-ACC/Presโ€ฆ
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    i got an espresso martini at Chilis yesterday ..
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    Replying to @realemilyattack
    I have no choice but to teach him how to drive
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    Very much the energy I bring into dating
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    00:00
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    women: endure dozens of microaggressions per day, socialized to be polite, immersed in culture where being sexualized is tied up with self worth, live with real fear of violent retaliation ... dudes: why donโ€™t u just say no a little louder lol itโ€™s easy i luv being loud
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    does it even matter if babies get switched at the hospital like who cares
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    does anyone else have imposter syndrome but for their mental illness? like iโ€™m severely depressed but i often suspect i might be faking it
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    My dad said the Bigfoot sightings website he used to like has gone totally commercial "of course"
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    I need that stuff Juliet drank that made her seem dead for awhile
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    Replying to @cataxista
    he has a thirst for ham now ...