Elon Musk buys Twitter.
-President Biden: No comment.
-California Governor: No comment.
-Texas Governor: Hey, want to bring #Twitter to Texas and join Tesla and SpaceX?
Texas gets it. Very smart.
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00:00 - YOU HAVE GOT TO BE F*CKING KIDDING ME Audits for #FTX were performed by the “first-ever CPA firm in the Metaverse.”
- "I didn't prove nothing to anybody. Only to myself. I'm not one of those guys that looks to please world. I'm just happy with what I can do." -Mike Tyson November 15, 2024.
00:00 - Anyone “leaving Twitter” if Elon Musk buys it, isn’t someone I want to hear an opinion from anyway.
- I gave @elonmusk sh9t for buying Twitter. Today, I couldn't be more grateful to be here. We don't even need or use the yellow checkmark, but we pay the $1,000 per month because it's a cheap 'thank you' to the man who's values I should have never questioned. Thank you, Elon.
- Tesla would have a strong case, via the Lanham Act, to sue Mark Rober for false advertising/misleading an audience. Tesla would not have to prove damages, instead would only require a "tendency to deceive a substantial portion of the intended audience." Tesla would probably win.
00:00 - Holy SH*T, Twitter verified me.
- The more I dig on @SenWarren aka #SenatorKaren, the more I laugh. She complains that @elonmusk takes too many energy credits, yet WHAT'S THIS!!! Oh, it's Elizabeth Warren's 2018 tax return with a $46,452 solar system and $13,936 in TAX credits. Me thinks thou protests too much
- MY NEW CHRISTMAS PRESENT! A beautiful blue #ModelSPlaid!! Now the 3rd Tesla I’ve bought: 2008 Roadster 2017 Model X 2021 Model S Plaid #MerryChristmas and thank you @Tesla, team Tesla, @elonmusk and all the supporters!
- Elon Musk on why we have Inflation: “The obvious reason for #inflation is the government printed a zillion more dollars than it has. Velocity of money held constant.” “This is not like super complicated.” @elonmusk






