Pinned
40 years into the Reaganites’ abandonment of the public school system, we are exactly where the smart people said we would be. 20th in everything instead of 1st. America is the greatest opportunity squandered in human history.
Kyle Keegan
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Kyle Keegan
@realKyleKeegan
Resist Fascism by any means necessary. Day job: Lawyer. My Tweets: mobile.twitter.com/search?q=(from…
Wonderland
Joined September 2020
- Whoever that guy was who forged Trump’s name on the Epstein card in 1995 and patiently waited 30 years for a leak was a next-level strategist. It’s almost unbelievable.
- BREAKING: Trump fired after cash register comes up short in first shift at McDonald’s.
- More fentanyl was dispensed by Trump’s White House doctor per the pharmacy logs from his first term than what is crossing the border from Canada.
- The hundreds of thousands of infants and toddlers in foster care waiting to find parents think the domestic supply is more than adequate as it is.
- BREAKING: The Democratic Party rejects Joe Manchin’s application for membership.
- Nobel Committee quietly removes Trump’s name from Peace Prize nominee list.
- Turns out we’ve got a lot of really, really bad people in this country. And almost none of them are undocumented immigrants.
- The people that spent four years making fun of Biden’s stutter seem a little sensitive today about Trump’s lisp.
- If only we’d known in 2015 that we could just turn off the escalator.
- Mark Cuban could build a killer network around Colbert and Kimmel.
- I wanna marry the Ukrainian soccer mom who, as we speak, is picking off a Russian general from her apartment window with a Kalashnikov she took off the corpse of the Russian soldier she killed from behind with her hands this morning.
