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grandma zoomie

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grandma zoomie

@ravenousreader

Mom, hot mess, former athlete, former Sp.Ed. Advocate & foster parent, wife of disabled combat vet, professional grump, Momento Mori, coffee & tattoos

In my own head usually 🇺🇸

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Joined October 2019

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grandma zoomie
@ravenousreader
Oct 8, 2024
When I say “we are hillbillies” what I mean is we have random crap everywhere and the “tin” on our sheds doesn’t match because mismatched “tin” is only 9$ a sheet and we don’t care. Also, my husband can fix anything, we eat vermin, and we love Jesus! Also, we blurt out obvious
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grandma zoomie
@ravenousreader
Jul 28, 2025
Some of the recruiting letters my husband’s parents withheld from him until he was 24 because “we didn’t want to have travel far to home meets, and you aren’t that smart anyway.” I was there when they handed him these opened letters. He was national champion in high school. He
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grandma zoomie
@ravenousreader
Dec 24, 2024
My mom ALWAYS put an orange in our stocking. We always complained about it and she would say “fruit in winter is rare, and you should remember that. That orange is to make you grateful for what abundance we have.” As an adult someone told me this is an Irish tradition, and that
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grandma zoomie
@ravenousreader
Jul 29, 2025
Replying to @ravenousreader
For those that don’t know these usually go to the high school. The athletic director didn’t give them to my husband, he gave them to his parents. My athletic director gave mine directly to me. So I was understandably flabbergasted these were withheld from him, and more than just
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grandma zoomie
@ravenousreader
Jun 29, 2024
Replying to @sarvielle and @skinnyprinsess
12 hours.
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grandma zoomie
@ravenousreader
May 15, 2024
Replying to @Change
A Catholic speak at a Catholic university about Catholic values. What are you? The KKK? Nativists? Leave us alone. Let Catholics be Catholic.
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grandma zoomie
@ravenousreader
May 15, 2024
Replying to @Change
I reported this tweet for hate speech since it targets a specific group of people protected under the 1st amendment: freedom of religion.
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grandma zoomie
@ravenousreader
Jul 29, 2025
Replying to @chicagoaudra
That is even more evil, which I didn’t know was possible. My husband got a half ride at a state school and they paid for an apartment (probably to seem helpful). Your dad is an even greater a-hole. I am so sorry
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grandma zoomie
@ravenousreader
Jul 29, 2025
Replying to @AmericanIpa8
For me, it was tainted before this. This finally opened his eyes.
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grandma zoomie
@ravenousreader
Sep 4, 2021
Our Great Pyrenees, Rafael, was killed by a bear... protecting us. 😭thank you Lord for giving us such amazing creatures.
grandma zoomie
@ravenousreader
Jul 29, 2025
Replying to @ChoochSkookum
For sure
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grandma zoomie
@ravenousreader
Jul 14, 2025
She is in stable condition and showing some improvement. Keep praying.
grandma zoomie
@ravenousreader
Jun 22, 2025
Father inserted her name in the offertory during the Canon. Please continue to pray for her. All I know is that she is still in critical condition.
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grandma zoomie
@ravenousreader
Dec 2, 2024
I hate pit bulls. Before you come at me. My family member almost died because her pit bull that she loved and raise from a puppy attacked her son out of the blue. She put herself between them and that dog shredded her… literally.
TaraBull
@TaraBull
Dec 1, 2024
I was genuinely hoping that was a babydoll the dog was guarding Scary
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grandma zoomie
@ravenousreader
Feb 27, 2025
She has been found safe!!!
grandma zoomie
@ravenousreader
Feb 27, 2025
HELP
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