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Eli
16.3K posts
completely sane and normal
Oklahoma, USA
Born March 4
Joined May 2008
- are there any lawyers on here that can tell me if its legal for my work to do this to me?
- so apparently girls don't like it when you use an android emulator on a date to scam mcdonalds out of 30 nuggets
- whenever i buy something expensive on amazon i write a fake gift note so that if someone steals my package they'll feel guilty about it and return it
- i have one of these at work and when i get bored i plug it into the outlets
- never been to lowes because i live in an apartment so i went just to feel what its like. these tiles were only 30 cents so i grabbed a few
- one of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud ass noise in the middle of the night
- I was today years old when I found out you can cook spaghetti in a pan!!!😂 once a week i have a reoccurring dream where i'm in an empty church giving the eulogy at my own funeral






















