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@rat_liker
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    this is the opposite of a threat lol
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    Conservatives built a whole movement to change the word "groomer" to just mean "someone who isn't cis and heterosexual" and when they see actual textbook grooming they will absolutely write up treatises on why it's actually fine
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    Public service announcement: if this ever happens to you (a) you are blessed and (b) you still absolutely do need to get post exposure rabies vaccines
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    last night i was drinking a non-alcoholic beer and the baby wanted to try it so i let her and she loved it and kept going back for more which would normally be fine but we were at a brewery so the optics were kinda like, not great
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    my favorite thing about men is that they're so logical
    Me: I run into bears in the woods all the time lol, I'm a wildlife conservation biologist. Zero percent of the bears that I've seen so far have killed me. 

Some guy: I doubt that
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    I KNEW IT I FUCKIN KNEW IT
    Mindfulness and meditation can worsen depression and anxiety bit.ly/3iFwTi9
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    today i learned that violent j's daughter is a furry and he got a fursuit made for himself so he could go to furry conventions with her 🥺
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    Man I sure do love washing down an entire pound of fresh cherries with a huge iced coffee. Hopefully nothing tragically foreseeable will happen
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    lmaooooooo this dumbfuck rode his horse into a traffic light and the bootlickers are calling it anti-police violence
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    the department of justice estimates that american police kill 25-30 pet dogs per day
    ONE LAST PAT: Law enforcement officers bid a Missouri State Highway Patrol K-9 officer an emotional farewell after he was diagnosed with terminal cancer. abcn.ws/2YAaOKN
    00:00
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    Crazy how this website is only really fun anymore when one of our tormentors dies. Wonder if there are any long term implications there
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    This got even better when I hit 'translate tweet'
    Фотография заряжена на покорение бесчисленных миров и строительство межгалактической империи.
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    Another profitable death for United Healthcare. It's what he would have wanted.
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    Replying to @rat_liker
    like as a pregnant last i feel extremely qualified to say that "haha in the future you're not gonna be required to go through 9 months of pain and sickness and then year your body open at the end of you want to have a baby 😈" actually sounds extremely nice