i can't tell whether you're joking but that's basically it lol, i knew a guy who was a salesman at a dolce & gabbana store in a high-end mall and according to him all they needed was an average of two sales a month to stay afloat
i'd be slightly more chaotic. tie the airtag to a stray dog and watch her go nuts for an afternoon and then go even more nuts when you arrive home like normal
and then the revolutionaries will be able to fly and shoot laserbeams out of their eyes as comrade lenin rises from his mausoleum, ready to lead the peasant warriors on unicornback into world victory, crushing every billionaire’s skull in the process