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Hey @LeonidasNFT I'M STILL WAITING
I ordered $DOG from Amazon Space Prime THREE LUNAR CYCLES AGO
Still NO delivery.
I'm literally the ONLY resident in Lunar City.
You can't miss Ralf's Lair — it GLOWS WITH RIGHTEOUS FURY.
GIF
Ralf, PhD
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Ralf, PhD
@ralfthechef
- IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR EVERY PERSON ON THE X PLATFORM 👇🔊 REPLY AND REPOST IF YOU WANT A CLUE ABOUT MY SEED PHRASE!
00:00 - 🚨HISTORIC MOMENT🚨: I, RALF THE CHEF, am now the BIGGEST INSCRIPTION on the Bitcoin blockchain! A BLACK UNCOMMON PIZZA SAT—the ONLY one inscribed—featuring THE ONE AND ONLY BLACK CHEF. DO YOU GET IT? BLACK CHEF. BLACK PIZZA SAT. LAST SAT. Ninja #1500. YOU CAN'T IGNORE MEBREAKING: @pizzaninjas just inscribed the largest Ordinal inscription ever (3.9694 MB) 🤯 It's a fully on-chain game and is also the first inscription ever on a Pizza Black Uncommon sat! Play it here → ord.io/79351656
00:00 - "WHAT HAPPENED?" Ninjalerts stole my idea—PIZZA PETS—then tossed me aside. I came up with a game like no other, and they took it, slapped their name on it, and acted like I didn’t exist. Shameful. Tonight, I told the TRUTH. I asked YOU—my loyal supporters—to BOYCOTT Pizza Pets,What just happened?
00:00 - Hey @LeonidasNFT, I bought $DOG months ago but my delivery still hasn’t arrived! Please send my $DOG to the moon! Address: Moon Cheese Co., Lunar City, 10°N 25°E
- 🚨 ATTENTION, PIZZA ARMY! 🚨 The Final Pet Pulverizer, the ultimate weapon for TRUTH and REVENGE, is still LOCKED in a wallet. I—your brilliant but forgetful leader—lost the seed phrase. 😡 16 words are hidden in my journal entries, and the other 8 words? I wrote down special
- THE TIME HAS COME Ninjalerts Corp thought they could steal from me and walk away. But their sloppy coding gave me exactly what I needed to exploit them. The Pet Pulverizer isn’t just revenge; it’s justice. Their empire falls today. If you’re with me, reply and make yourself
- Soon, the world will know. My story. My name. Everything. They can't hide from the truth forever.
GIF - Sometimes, drastic problems require drastic solutions. I didn’t want it to come to this, but if freeing people from the grip of Pizza Pets means making the hard choices…so be it. They’ve turned something beautiful into a prison, and it’s time to set everyone free—even if it
- You’ve felt it, haven’t you? The constant pull. The gnawing at the back of your mind. Pizza Pets weren’t supposed to be like this—they weren’t supposed to take over. But the tide is about to turn. I’ve been working tirelessly, day and night, to fix this. To fight for freedom.
- 🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 The IMPOSSIBLE has been achieved! Someone—yes, a true GIGA BRAIN—has found my seed phrase! Through a dozen riddles and cryptic clues; through sheer mental gymnastics, this legend has unlocked the gates and officially JOINED THE ARMY OF TRUTH. Congrats to the
- GM to all my supporters on #TeamRalf Thank you for being the unstoppable force that keeps this mission alive! Your loyalty, passion, and belief in justice mean the world to me. Every like, share, and message shows Ninjalerts Corp. and their empire of lies that we won’t back
GIF - 🚨🔥BREAKING: The FIRST-EVER Pet Pulverizer—a true piece of gaming history—has been acquired by none other than PipeAliens at auction! 🏆👏 Congratulations, PipeAliens! 🎉 You’ve just claimed a legendary artifact from the ANTI-Pizza Pets revolution. This isn’t just aThe Aliens now holds the FIRST EVER Pulverizer weapon in the @Pizza_Pets universe!💣💣💣 Let's see what chaos we can bring to this game!👽
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