- misgendering someone: ❌🛑“omg I’m so sorry I would never be transphobic on purpose oh no no I’m an ally see I would never mean to-“ ✅👍🏼”my bad, won’t happen again”
- some guy caught me playing metroid and asked if i ever played persona 5 i told him i 100%’d it, and he said “that’s cool!” and proceeded to tell me what the game is about and how to play it
- playing on a switch in public looks so goofy but playing on a 3ds outside makes me feel like a main character
- “cute girls > hot girls” bro neither want you
- smash twitter is actually just a bunch of npcs they just repeat what everybody else says after they know it’s a safe opinion to have please use your skull meat i am begging you
- the last time someone asked to have sex with me i said no because i had to go to a local i went 0-2
