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Abir Mukherjee
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Author. Scottish, Bengali, generally confused. Winner, British Book Awards Thriller of the Year, and the Theakstons Crime Novel of the Year 2025.
- So my mum gave me this packet (holy ashes from a temple apparently) and told me to keep it in the car to protect me from accidents. Had to point out that as a brown man in London, this probably wasn’t a good idea.
- Princess Anne got back just in time from fighting the Napoleonic Wars.
- Our house right now: Wife: This is amazing. Me: yeah, I’m still never voting for him. Wife: Of course not. He’s a Tory. And that is what it feels like being a British Asian right now.
- Replying to @benjcsuttonThis is no different to my mum offering a Jacob’s Club to the goddess Kali.
- There’s a lot of crap talked these days about minorities and integration, but my mum’s drinking a gin and lassi right now, and if that’s not multiculturalism at its finest, I don’t know what is.
- On the importance of libraries. The one and only @AnnCleeves putting it far better than I ever could.
- Seriously. No one’s going anywhere. Your mum is on Facebook; you don’t really understand the point of Instagram; and frankly, even the thought of Tik Tok makes your back spasm.
- Wife: ‘Make yourself useful and help with the wrapping.’ Me: ‘In West Philadelphia, born and raised…’
- We should get that former prime minster back. What’s his name? This guy.
- I disagree with Rishi on pretty much every issue but a part of me is elated that someone who looks like me has become PM. Didn’t think I’d be this emotional about it. Never thought I’d see it in my lifetime.









