My personal hot take is that younger Ford was an otter with a tiny bit of meat on his bones and after he comes back through the portal he’s a hunk with a little muscle-bear flavor to him and I think Stan has always just been generally large
My dad is a fat motherfucker and his ass is so concave that his pants are consistently falling off of him ive literally never seen him without his bootycrack out
McGucket was a twunk. He was doing the majority of the heavy-lifting with building the portal, as a mechanic and an engineer. And Bill is literally whatever you want him to be. Modern McGucket would probably be much skinnier
He would also think that Stan is super hot though sorry I don’t think he’s felt this feral since his college days but again that’s probably because he’s a rebound
I think that Ford likes drinking a lot because he is autistic and it allows him to let loose a little but he knows that if he starts doing it regularly it’ll probably become a habit so he usually avoids it
