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@rad_milk
uncle by marriage, hater by choice
Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2009
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    when someone offers me a scrumptious morsel, you know i’m on my “don’t mind if i do” type shit
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    the three branches of the government
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    i found a loophole
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    babies are like oh fuck yes dry cheerios in a zip lock bag holy shit this rules
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    check your kids halloween candy. my cousin found the assassination of archduke franz ferdinand in sarajevo by serbian nationalist gavrilo princip inside a snickers bar
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    god gives his earliest bedtimes to his tiredest sleepyheads
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    my male biological clock is ticking (i need to die in a war soon)
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    girls love the color pink so much because it is the color of ham
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    *snorts a line of coke* we gotta fucking teach them cursive
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    marge simpson calls her husband “homie” because he is her friend