im in zoom class w ur girl, telling her "no, i think that's a great point" every time she ends a comment with "i dont know if that makes sense"
race card driver
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race card driver
@racecard_driver
part time child detective
Joined April 2019
- bully: hey where’d you get that skirt me: [sweating nervously]
- no hate but every cup does thatPythagorean Cup, also known as a Greedy cup, is made to spill it's contents of too much liquid is poured in x.com/Xudong1966/sta…
- my boyfriend sleeps in a princess and the pea type of way
- if your roommates are always saying "we have a mouse problem" instead of "we have a mouse opportunity," you need to upgrade your circle ☝️☝️🔑
- the girlies from the women’s bathroom sign are outtt on the town tonight
00:00 - my favourite thing about higher education is how unbiased it is
- threesomes shouldn't only be for sex you should be allowed to join in on another couple's arguments if u want
- what if Murakami was a totally normal dude and it was just his English translator who was really weird about women
- french girls outside the club hyping each other up saying "t'as bien compris l'assignmenttt." what a people.
- [23 yr old brooklyn comedian]: omg guys my sink is leaking and i just b*nged an ugly guy [u guys, quote tweeting] lmaoooo ok isn't this the bitch whose dad is a regional head of supply chain management at costco wholesale incorporated
