i actually cant look at kermit the frog directly in the eyes bc when i was 15 i had a dream that we were in frog war and i had to carry his dead frog brethren across the battlefield. i had never seen sesame street. he turned to me slowly as we watched his brothers burn, like so
i was sleeping over at my girlfriend's apartment and at midnight I hear a steady trumpeting noise and she just goes "oh! its trumpet man!" . oh?? oh its trumpet man. oh? its... TRUMPET man?
up all night thinking ab how in deathmatch I said hello to this roadhog a lot and he would never kill me or say hi back just silently walk away and then as I was hurdled over a cliff he hooked me back and saved my damn ass life and walked away...Craigslist missed connections