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Queen Quen
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- me: want a treat💖😍😝? my dog:
- die...? tf else would I do?Bomboclaat
- THINGS YOU CAN DO WHILE IN QUARANTINE: -baking -netflix -building a rocket -fighting a monkey -climbing up the eiffel tower -discovering something that doesn’t exist or giving a monkey a shower -surfing tidal waves -creating nanobots or locating Frankenstein's brain!
- I was FIENDING for a hot pickle... so I drove and got me a hot pickle.
00:00 - pull the lever KRONK
- pick the llama up....now.That’s a full time job.
00:00 - the US: we are considering adding women to the draft me: call me old fashioned but yes, i was raised to serve my husband. cook for him. do the laundry. wake up at the crack of dawn to make him breakfast, prepare his clothes and clean the house.
- pause...is that LAVENDER????
- are we gonna act like the loch ness monster ISNT there with her?
- I’m never...ever using face paint to make a joke ever again.
00:00 - i left my humidifier on all day and now my cat looks raggedy asf
- can WHO have a pancake?!?!!?the Little Pancake (2019)
