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mark grundy
@quakerparents
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Joined October 2011
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    "hey my girlfriend saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe, can we buy you a drink?"
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    yesterday a kid came to the house dressed up like a door and had me knock, then opened up the door costume and gave me some skittles and when i offered candy in return was like ‘no thanks’ and walked away
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    what if we all became content destroyers instead
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    a really fun part of touring diy small band style lowkey across america in the 2010s would be random people you'll never meet again messaging your FB band page to try and help you fill gaps in the tour schedule by booking you a show at the cafe in their town
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    “everything but country and rap” people’ve probably been having a rough few years
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    felt deleted might cute later
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    how many trips from this GO station does it take to no longer joke about it
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    Replying to @josiahhughes
    tweet of stainless steel
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    best feeling is when a song kinda makes you wanna die
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    was in a bar in new york eating shrimp with fork and knife and a woman said "you are cutting the smallest thing ever into little pieces you tiny eater!!' then started singing 'hold me closer tiny eater🎵'
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    Eric's Trip implies the existence of Eric's Staycation