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I learned today that Cuban cigar factories would have a hired man sit on an elevated platform to read the news and works of classical literature to keep the workers’ minds occupied while they made cigars. Guys is such a cozy idea, we need to bring this back.
- Replying to @SeanBonnetteFanIt’s the exact same reasoning as OP. Rape is found everywhere and only humans have a problem with it, therefore rapephobia is unnatural.
- Replying to @MythoAmericaThis is a good litmus test of your character, I think. Does this image fill you with resentment, indifference, or peace?
- >no face swelling despite blunt force trauma >bruise discoloration makes no fucking sense >glasses are in great shape despite face laceration >no eye damage despite face laceration >le epic fires of war in the background Do normies unironically believe this?
00:00 - Total schizo victory. I did not have “OP actually delivers” on my bingo card. It’s habbening, lads.
BREAKING: Reports of explosion in Zaporizhzhia - I hate normie politics but this genuinely made me laugh. Trump has buck-broken nogs so hard that they are being mentally sent back 80 years to make hilarious caricatures of already dead memes. We’re gonna get the new Rosa Parks twerking on a pile of beeping smoke detectors next.Justin Pearson is not a serious person.
- Replying to @greentexts_botThis is the fifth time this post has crossed my feed and I care just as little as the first time. Who cares why women do what they do? Think about Hitler instead.
- This is it. This is the zenith of my Twitter existence. Feels good man.
- Replying to @punishedforestThe workers would tap their knives on the cutting boards as a form of applause if the reading was well-received, apparently. I would ditch my headphones forever if I could hire I guy with a pleasing baritone to read Homer to me while I worked tbh.
